“A great groan has issued from the crowd, undoubtedly in response to Ronald Weasley flagrantly and openly kissing his wife on the cheek. This piece of disgusting exhibitionism appears to have disgusted spectators- my colleague, Ginny Potter, has just informed me that the crowd groaned because one of the players has sustained an injury.”
— Rita Skeeter, Quidditch World Cup Coverage
ARE YOU A WIZARD OR WHAT??