For the greatest otp ever, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They are perfect for each other. Also, things about Rupert Grint or Emma Watson, because they're cute too.
Hermione:”That looks really painful.” Ron:”So painful. They might chop it.” Hermione:”I’m sure Madam Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.” Ron:”It’s too late. It’s ruined. It’ll have to be chopped off.”